Humour: anonymous student notes

Some people call it independence. My bank account calls it a developing situation.

I am loud online and painfully shy in person. Some of you are about to witness a disappointing adaptation.

called home to ask how long rice takes. adulthood is going well

maastricht weather watched me buy a bike and took it personally

went to buy one pan and discovered kitchen equipment is apparently a luxury sector

My current personality is whichever film, book or football match lets me avoid thinking about the reading.

I packed outfits for a version of university where I attend mysterious dinners. I wear the same hoodie every day.

The city is small until you are carrying groceries in the rain.

icl I thought being an adult would involve less googling “can I still eat this”

the real first-year curriculum is learning which panic is urgent and which panic needs a snack

Studying psychology so I can professionally ask “and how does that make you feel”

I understand the theory of sleep. Implementation remains outside the scope of this research.

My iced coffee is not a personality. It is a research assistant.

GUYS I made one responsible phone call today please respect my journey

The communal kitchen is conducting an unapproved longitudinal study on one abandoned sponge.

I went out for one drink and returned with no money, one new friend and a confusing photo. balanced outcome

My degree is teaching me about human behaviour while my housemates provide the live demonstration.

The ducks near the Maas have a better work-life balance than I do.